
He's literally me
The reason I can self-finance my propaganda efforts is because I'm an accomplished pay-per-click ad manager. I started with AdWords 10+ years ago and have been self-employed for a while now. I've made a lot of people a lot of money, and I want to help more of /ourguys/ and pay off my house.
My management fee is 14% of ad spend (even less if you shelter me from client communication), so if you want to talk ads, subscribe to my email list. If you can't handle the memes, it wouldn't be a good fit anyway. If you like the memes, reply to one of my emails and we'll talk! If you refer someone to me that uses my services, I'll happily pay you an ongoing affiliate fee.
I don't do SEO or website building, but I can point you to a great guy that does. And yes, I am a ThinkPad enjoyer.