Tapestry - Uncle Ted - Never lose hope

This is my favorite quote from Ted Kaczynski. 

Print on demand companies figured out they could just print on a big polyester sheet and call it a 'tapestry', but it's a fairly economical way to get a HUGE decoration for your garage or whatever. 

The 50"x60" tapestries cost $16.47 to make and $6.69 to ship, the 68"x80" tapestries cost $24.24 to make and $8.89 to ship, and the 88"x104" tapestries cost $32.62 to make and $8.89 to ship, so my margin is ~$10. $5 of that goes to my mortgage principal (not usury or taxes) and the rest pays for store expenses, designs, income taxes, etc. Of course, if you buy more than one product, I'll (probably) save on shipping and have that much more net revenue. 

If you're poor or would rather not support me, I want to make it easy for you to recreate this yourself. Go to printify.com and find the Indoor Wall Tapestries by Generic brand (fulfilled by MWW On Demand) and use the 'Actor' font with this image: 

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0663/4386/2447/files/transparent_smiling_uncle_ted.png